I cannot stand that Piggy. He is fat, stupid, and wouldn't last a day here without my help. I am a hero. I led the hunters to the pig. When the time was right, we attacked the pig and now we aren't hungry anymore. After a successful day of capturing and killing pigs know it all Ralph decided to call an assembly. At the assembly Ralph said that the rocks near our shelters should be a lavatory. It os an island. Why should it matter where we go? He also continues to whine and complain about his precious fire. We need food to live, not fires. Then the stupid little kids were taking about fear so i told them there was nothing to be afraid of and then fad ol piggy ruins everything. They were still scared so I reassured them there is nothing and they were angry because I didn't have the conch.
The next day was much better. sam n eric said they found the beastie and now I get to hunt it. We think it lives on the end of the island where all the jagged rocks are. were going to go find out an then relight the stupid signal fire.We looked and looked but i never got to kill the beast.
Excuse me... I'm not stupid. And life isn't always about hunting you know.
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